i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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