and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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