the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
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Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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