shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Randomize