You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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