You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
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Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
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