Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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