Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Help. Why am I so naked?
The air taste purple.
Randomize
