where am i from again
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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