You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
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I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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