She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
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