He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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