I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
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Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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