I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
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