i was born a porn star she said
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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