ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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