Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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