if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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