She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I could fuck to npr.
I came so hard my ears popped.
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