so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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