it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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