I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
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he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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