I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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