White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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