I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
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i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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