So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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