Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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