And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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