she looked like the bat from fern gully.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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