I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
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I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
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I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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