i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Randomize
