I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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