I just saw a hot homeless man
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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