dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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