I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
They have beer where we have blood.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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