Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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