Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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