problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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