real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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