The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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