i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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