i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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