you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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