Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I would ride that face into the sunset
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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