If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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