toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
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On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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