im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
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His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
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To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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