Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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