Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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