I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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