I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
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I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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