I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
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I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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