I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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