I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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